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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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