hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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