He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
