I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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