It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize