Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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