If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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