Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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