you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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