Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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