My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So much rum. So many feels.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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