Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just had sex bonerless
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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