ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Help. Why am I so naked?
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