he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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