i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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