Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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