okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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