So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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