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(954): View more from Florida

we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5

(201): View more from New Jersey

thats barely a game just flip a coin

(954): View more from Florida

should we drink on heads or tails?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome

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(949): View more from California

I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.

(702): View more from Nevada

It's like the whiskey god was watching over you

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(303): View more from Colorado

i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon

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