Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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