Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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