I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
this boner is exhausting
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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