Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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