I just threw up on my dentist
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
