This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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