I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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