Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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