Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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