on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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