sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
please don't ironically join a cult
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