need another drink. this is the easiest way
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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