goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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