But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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