He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
The air was thick with penises
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm like, not good at living.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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