sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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