everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
