I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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