If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
