can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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