she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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