Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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