This girl is more easily done than said...
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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