I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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