This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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