I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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