It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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