You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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