ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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