I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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