Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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