my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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