alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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