My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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