He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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