I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
